I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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