Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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