Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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