Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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