Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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