Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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