About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Randomize
