I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
