I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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