He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize