I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
