Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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