any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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