With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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