he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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