Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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