I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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