haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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