he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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