It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
and she was petting her beer can
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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