just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
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