Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Your cock deserves a montage
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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