I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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