It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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