Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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