Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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