when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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