i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
