doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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