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if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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