Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
handjob tips. give me some.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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