What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
third nipple confirmed
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
