Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i just google imaged poop.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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