he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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