she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Even my vagina gasped.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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