Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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