I wish i was in the wii world.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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