So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Come see our sink grown plant.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
