We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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