I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i need an iv and a liver transplant
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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