are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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