Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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