Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She's JV to your varsity
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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