Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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