Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
id be glad to
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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