I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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