This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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