pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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