Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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