Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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