Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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