so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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